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The Schlep Sisters and Thirsty Girl Productions Present


3rd ANNUAL MENORAH HORAH!


Two Festive Nights! Two Fantastic Cities!!


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Friday, December 11 @ Two Boots: 281 Fairfield Avenue, Bridgeport, CT


Doors at 9PM | Show at 10PM


Admission is $12 in advance/$16 at the door, www.twobootsbridgeport.com


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Saturday, December 12 @ Southpaw: 125 Fifth Avenue, Brooklyn


Doors at 7PM | Show at 8PM


Admission is $12 in advance/$16 at the door, www.spsounds.com





Menorah Horah with The Schlep Sisters

Menorah Horah Dec 11 and 12

By Clint Hild

The Schlep Sisters are burlesque performers of the Jewish persuasion! Minnie Tonka and Darlinda Just Darlinda are long lost sisters that found each other while tracing the roots of Yiddish Theater and Vaudeville. Inspired by the Barry Sisters and Rock n' Roll these ladies can cut a rug!They've been livin' it up on stage together since 2003.


You may have seen them here in New York City at Kosher ChiXXX all-Jewish burlesque revue,PASSOVER IN PASTIES, LOVE YOU! A Valentine's Burlesque Show, Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad, MR CHOADS UPSTAIRS/DOWNSTAIRS, Hot Box Burlesque, Starshine Burlesque, Sweet and Nasty Burlesque, Darlinda's Polyester Players Present and many more.


These sassy sisters have so much love they have to schlep it all over the country!

 
 
 
 
 
 
November is SO EXCITING! I'm in a play, a play that is more than a play but a life experience! Taylor Mac has written an epic 5 part extravaganza, with a cast of 40 and over 80 collaborators! You MUST SEE THIS SHOW!! There are only 8 shows left and we've been selling out!! You can get tickets at this web site www.here.org!

I'm also in, Nic Sin's "Metal Monday #6"(Heavy Metal Burlesque) Monday November 9th, Sweet and Nasty's "There Will be Boobs"( a Burlesque tribute to PT Anderson) Monday November 16, and Black Friday at The Slipper Room Friday November 27th!

At the bottom of this update check out photos from The New York Burlesque Festival's Golden Pastie Awards, where I was awarded; Most Creative and Innovative and Biggest Hair! THANK YOU for your Votes, it's a HUGE HONOR!!

Next Month look forward to the Schlep Sisters and Thirsty Girl Productions Menorah Horah www.schlepsisters.com!

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DETAILS! DETAILS! DETAILS!
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Nik Sin Presents:
METAL MONDAY #6
Monday, November 9th, 10pm
The Slipper Room
167 Orchard Street
Metal Monday is back again for its 6th show with some of NYC's best burlesque and sideshow performers! this month we're celebrating the birthdays of the owners of the Slipper Room James and Camille!
with live performances by-DIRTY MARTINI, ROSEWOOD, GIGI LAFEMME, BUNNY LOVE, DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA and
RIENA TERROR! Host- NiK SiNDJ- Super Morgan
$6 is you RSVP on Facebook (maybes dont count) your name will be put on a list at the door. $10 with out RSVP! see you there!

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Taylor Mac and HERE Art Center Present:
THE LILY'S REVENGE
Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday November12-22 all shows run 6:30-11:30pm
HERE Art Center: 145 Sixth Ave.
BOOK YOUR TICKETS IN ADVANCE SHOWS ARE SELLING OUT!
THE LILY'S REVENGE

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Sweet and Nasty Burlesque Presents:
THERE WILL BE BOOBS:
PT Anderson Burlesque
Monday, November 16th, 10pm
Public Assembly: 70 North 6th Street, Williamsburg, Brooklyn
There Will Be Boobs :PT Anderson Burlesque! November 16, 2009

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The Slipper Room's
HOT BOX BURLESQUE: Black Friday!!

Friday November 27th, 10pm
The Slipper Room: 167 Orchard Street
Slipper Room Poster #2

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OCTOBER 2009 PHOTOS!



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This Photo was in The Guardian by Lucas Jackson!
Reuters: Press Shot by Lucas Jackson

Winning my first EVER Golden Pastie Award for Most Creative and Innovative!! Photo by Don Spiro!
New York Burlesque Festival: Winning my first Golden Pastie Award by Don Spiro!
Performing at The Golden Pastie Awards, the moment the music went out and I kept dancing! Photo by Don Spiro
New York Burlesque Festival: Performing at The Golden Pastie Awards by Don Spiro!

 
 
 
 
 
 
Wow! The Guardian and winning The Most Creative and Innovative and Biggest Hair at The Golden Pastie Awards this has been a pretty awesome 24 hours!!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/gallery/2009/oct/05/1
 
 
 
 
 
 

Vote for me in the Golden Pastie Awards! You already nominated me three, THANK YOU! Now is your second chance to vote to see me actually WIN!

I've never won one and now I've been NOMINATED FOR THREE!

1.THE MOST CREATIVE/INNOVATIVE PERFORMER OF 2009

2.Performer with the BIGGEST HAIR IN BURLESQUE

3.Performer with the most luggage! THE BIGGEST SCHLEP IN BURLESQUE


I'm super excited about Creative and Innovative, wow what an honor! My real hair is pretty darn big! If I win Biggest Schlep I'm sharing it with my Schlep Sister Minnie Tonka!!

I would absolutely appreciate your vote! Here's the link!

http://www.thenewyorkburlesquefestival.com/pollphp09/db/goldenPasties.code.php

The Mooche at The Leo Show

 
 
 
 
 
 

Summer was MAGNIFICENT, I just returned from Barcelona, with new friends and new ideas!


This month is full of exciting events including The Jackie Factory's 3rd Annual Low Life: Viper Mad(9/6), live music and Burlesque with my favorite band Not Waving but Drowning(9/18), and the first ever Burlesque Disco Dance Party(9/19)at the NEW Beauty Bar!


Rehearsals for Taylor Mac's The Lily's Revenge started and I highly recommend purchasing your tickets now, as this is a once in a life time production that I am delighted to be participating in! Discounted tickets can be purchased by following this link!


Photos below from last month! Phantasmagoria by Ves Pitts! Then the Staple Street Project by Chris Zedano!


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The LIST! DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS!


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Sunday September 6th
LOW LIFE: VIPER MAD!
"Celebrating the Viper Songs of the 20's, 30's and 40's!"
5-7pm Tompkins Square Park, NY, NY
Low Life Viper Mad September 6th 5pm

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Thursday September 3 and 17 from 7-8pm
Teaching FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE
The New York School of Burlesque at 440 STUDIOS 440 Lafayette Street, NY, NY
New York School of Burlesque

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Friday, September 18 at 10pm
Not Waving But Drowning presents the
REMEMBER THE LUSITANIA TOUR
"Weimar decadence, and absinthe-tinged mayhem!"
The House of Yes, Brooklyn, NY
Not Waving But Drowning the Remember the Lusitania Tour September 18th 10pm

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Saturday, September 19 at 10pm
BOOGIE NIGHTS ARE BURLESQUE
"The only Burlesque Disco Dance party in Bushwick!"
The Beauty Bar: 921 Broadway,Bushwick, Brooklyn, NY
Beauty Bar Bushwick Burlesque September 19th 10pm

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Monday, September 21 at 10pm
Sweet and Nasty Burlesque present
GLITERATURE
"A Survey of Great Boobs and Great Books!"
Public Assembly: 70 North 6th Street, Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY
Gliterature 101 Septemer 21st 10pm

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The PHOTOS!


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Phantasmagoria by Ves Pitts



Darlinda by Ves Pitts
Bearlinda by Ves Pitts

The Staple Street Project by Chris Zedano


B/W Rainbows Staple Street Project by Chris Zedano

 
 
 
 
 
 

PHANTASMAGORIA:


A Land Where all the Beauties are Monsters and all the Monsters are Beauties


Phantasmagoria August 27, 2009


PHANTASMAGORIA: A Land Where all the Beauties are Monsters and all the Monsters are Beauties


Thursday, August 27, 2009


NEW TIME: 10 pm, $10


Burlesque by the Beach @ Coney Island Sideshow by the Seashore


1208 Surf Avenue


Brooklyn , NY 11224


www.coneyisland.com/burlesque.shtml



Starring:


Bambi the Mermaid


Bunny Love


Darlinda Just Darlinda


Devilicia


Dr. Lucky


Little Brooklyn


PLUS SPECIAL GUESTS



"Ideal beauty attracts, whereas monster/beauty likely attracts and repulses simultaneously."


-- Joanna Frueh






Once upon a time a young girl stumbled upon a fascinating theory: the monster/beauty continuum. She gets swept away by the concept and literally lands in a fantasy land called Phantasmagoria. Phantasmagoria is a land where all of the beauties are monsters and all of the monsters are beauties. She meets Dr. Lucky, the Patron Saint of Glamour, and all of the creatures of Phantasmagoria who each teach the young girl a thing or two about the beauty in monsters and the monstrosity of beauty. Through their lessons, our young girl emerges a woman who realizes that this fantasy land can in fact be a reality.






Come join a star-studded cast as our performers bring to life Dr. Lucky’s essay entitled, "'It is the Ugly that is so Beautiful': Performing the Monster/Beauty Continuum in Neo Burlesque." Starring some of the most compelling monsters/beauties in the new burlesque scene including Bambi the Mermaid, Bunny Love, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Devilicia, Dr. Lucky and Little Brooklyn. New acts, production numbers, sets, scripts… this will be a once-in-a-lifetime event! We are honored for you to join us as we celebrate MONSTER/BEAUTY!!!






Come early for the FREE Donna Summer concert at Coney Island at 7:30 pm – we WILL be holding the door until the concert is over! In fact, we very well might BE THERE so LOOK FOR THE MONSTERS/BEAUTIES! http://www.brooklynconcerts.com/9summerbio.html

 
 
 
 
 
 

PHANTASMAGORIA:


A Land Where all the Beauties are Monsters and all the Monsters are Beauties


Phantasmagoria August 27, 2009



PHANTASMAGORIA: A Land Where all the Beauties are Monsters and all the Monsters are Beauties

Thursday, August 27, 2009


9 pm, $10



Burlesque by the Beach @ Coney Island Sideshow by the Seashore

1208 Surf Avenue


Brooklyn , NY 11224





Starring:


Bambi the Mermaid


Darlinda Just Darlinda


Devilicia


Dr. Lucky


Little Brooklyn


PLUS SPECIAL GUESTS




"Ideal beauty attracts, whereas monster/beauty likely attracts and repulses simultaneously."

-- Joanna Frueh



Once upon a time an unsuspecting academic researching a vital 21st century cultural phenomenon gets swept away by her studies and literally lands in a fantasy land called Phantasmagoria. In Phantasmagoria, all of the beauties are monsters and all of the monsters are beauties. Though monster/beauty produces conceptual richness, it also creates curatorial nightmares as Dr. Lucky and Darlinda Just Darlinda attempt, in vain, to structure the show. Along the way, they meet some of the most compelling beautiful monsters and monstrous beauties in the new burlesque scene including Bambi the Mermaid, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Devilicia, Dr. Lucky and Little Brooklyn. These monster/beauties teach our unsuspecting academic a few things about theory as they bring to life her essay entitled, "'It is the Ugly that is so Beautiful': Performing the Monster/Beauty Continuum in Neo Burlesque."




Come early for the FREE Donna Summer concert at Coney Island at 7:30 pm – we WILL be holding the door until the concert is over! In fact, we very well might BE THERE so LOOK FOR THE MONSTER/BEAUTIES! http://www.brooklynconcerts.com/9summerbio.html

 
 
 
 
 
 

Vote for me in the Golden Pastie Awards! I've never won one! I'm looking at Biggest Hair and Biggest Schlep!!


If I win Biggest Schlep I'm sharing it with my Schlep Sister Minnie Tonka!!
http://www.thenewyorkburlesquefestival.com/pollphp09/db/goldenPasties.code.php


Of course I wouldn't mind winning best ass either!!


The Mooche at The Leo Show

 
 
 
 
 
 

I'm headed out of town for two weeks! Yay! This means the Darlinda sightings are minimal in August! So come to the Leo Show on July 30th to see me off to Spain!!
August is all about FUN!! I'll be hosting Kitty Nights on August 2nd, teaching Flirting with Burlesque on August 6th, performing with World Famous *BOB* and Dirty Martini in Hip Hip Hooray a tribute to everything Gay at Coney Island on August 7th and when I return I'm co producing PHANTASMAGORIA with Dr Lucky where the Monsters are Beauties and the Beauties are Monsters!!

Look at the very bottom of this update and you can see some great TIME OUT press and pictures from the FIRE ISLAND DRAG INVASION & THE TORONTO BURLESQUE FESTIVAL! I had a blast and did a lot of tit grabbing in TO, take a look and see!!


Self Centered Leo Show, July 30, 2009


Next month watch out for Low Life & Pinkie Special Sightings!!


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THE SHORT LIST


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1.Kitty Nights! Sunday August 2nd @ Bar on A 9pm
2.Teaching Flirting with Burlesque! August 6th @ 440 Studios 7-8pm
3.Hip Hip Hooray a Tribute to Everything Gay! Friday August 7th @ Coney Island Sideshows by the Seashore 10pm
4.PHANTASMAGORIA August 28th @ Coney Island Sideshows by the Seashore 10pm

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THE LONG LIST (links to details!)


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KITTY NIGHTS!


August 2, 2009 9pm at Bar on A


Kitty Nights August 2, 2009


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FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE
August 6th Flirting with Burlesque, at 440 STUDIOS 7-8pm
New York School of Burlesque

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DIRTY MARTINI AND WORLD FAMOUS *BOB* PRESENT


HIP HIP HOORAY! A TRIBUTE TO EVERYTHING GAY!



Friday, August 7th, 10pm Coney Island Side Shows by the Seashore 10pm

Hoorayflyer


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DR. LUKKI AND DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA PRESENT


PHANTASMAGORIA!



Thursday, August 27, 2009 at 9pm

Phantasmagoria August 27, 2009


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PRESS!!



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TIME OUT FEATURED BURLESQUE 101 on their site!

http://newyork.timeout.com/articles/sex-dating/76164/summer-sex-and-dating-events


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Fun Photo's from July!


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The Fire Island Invasion with Dirty Martini as the Garden, myself as The Sun and Taylor Mac as The CuntTree winning for Best Group as the Garden of Eden! Photo by Ves Pitts

Darlinda and Dirty by Ves Pitts



Tanya Cheex(The Artistic Director of the Toronto Burlesque Festival and Me grabbing her tit!)
Tanya Cheez of Skin Tight Outta Sight and Darlinda Just Darlinda
Bearlinda grabbing a lovely audience member's boob!
Bearlinda grabing hold
Darlinda's Holley Polka Dot Dress along with a grin from Festival Marketplace coordinator Coco La Creme
DJD and CoCo La Creme  of Skin Tight Outta Sight

 
 
 
 
 
 

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