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The Schlep Sisters and Thirsty Girl Productions Present 3rd ANNUAL MENORAH HORAH! Two Festive Nights! Two Fantastic Cities!! ---------------- Friday, December 11 @ Two Boots: 281 Fairfield Avenue, Bridgeport, CT Doors at 9PM | Show at 10PM Admission is $12 in advance/$16 at the door, www.twobootsbridgeport.com ---------------- Saturday, December 12 @ Southpaw: 125 Fifth Avenue, Brooklyn Doors at 7PM | Show at 8PM Admission is $12 in advance/$16 at the door, www.spsounds.com The Schlep Sisters are burlesque performers of the Jewish persuasion! Minnie Tonka and Darlinda Just Darlinda are long lost sisters that found each other while tracing the roots of Yiddish Theater and Vaudeville. Inspired by the Barry Sisters and Rock n' Roll these ladies can cut a rug!They've been livin' it up on stage together since 2003. You may have seen them here in New York City at Kosher ChiXXX all-Jewish burlesque revue,PASSOVER IN PASTIES, LOVE YOU! A Valentine's Burlesque Show, Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad, MR CHOADS UPSTAIRS/DOWNSTAIRS, Hot Box Burlesque, Starshine Burlesque, Sweet and Nasty Burlesque, Darlinda's Polyester Players Present and many more. These sassy sisters have so much love they have to schlep it all over the country! :: +Memory :: Tell a Friend :: Reply November is SO EXCITING! I'm in a play, a play that is more than a play but a life experience! Taylor Mac has written an epic 5 part extravaganza, with a cast of 40 and over 80 collaborators! You MUST SEE THIS SHOW!! There are only 8 shows left and we've been selling out!! You can get tickets at this web site www.here.org!
I'm also in, Nic Sin's "Metal Monday #6"(Heavy Metal Burlesque) Monday November 9th, Sweet and Nasty's "There Will be Boobs"( a Burlesque tribute to PT Anderson) Monday November 16, and Black Friday at The Slipper Room Friday November 27th! At the bottom of this update check out photos from The New York Burlesque Festival's Golden Pastie Awards, where I was awarded; Most Creative and Innovative and Biggest Hair! THANK YOU for your Votes, it's a HUGE HONOR!! Next Month look forward to the Schlep Sisters and Thirsty Girl Productions Menorah Horah www.schlepsisters.com! ---------------------------------------- Sweet and Nasty Burlesque Presents: OCTOBER 2009 PHOTOS! ---------------------------------------- Wow! The Guardian and winning The Most Creative and Innovative and Biggest Hair at The Golden Pastie Awards this has been a pretty awesome 24 hours!!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/gall Vote for me in the Golden Pastie Awards! You already nominated me three, THANK YOU! Now is your second chance to vote to see me actually WIN! Summer was MAGNIFICENT, I just returned from Barcelona, with new friends and new ideas! This month is full of exciting events including The Jackie Factory's 3rd Annual Low Life: Viper Mad(9/6), live music and Burlesque with my favorite band Not Waving but Drowning(9/18), and the first ever Burlesque Disco Dance Party(9/19)at the NEW Beauty Bar! Rehearsals for Taylor Mac's The Lily's Revenge started and I highly recommend purchasing your tickets now, as this is a once in a life time production that I am delighted to be participating in! Discounted tickets can be purchased by following this link! Photos below from last month! Phantasmagoria by Ves Pitts! Then the Staple Street Project by Chris Zedano! ---------------------------------------- The LIST! DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS! ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- The PHOTOS! ---------------------------------------- The Staple Street Project by Chris Zedano PHANTASMAGORIA: A Land Where all the Beauties are Monsters and all the Monsters are Beauties PHANTASMAGORIA: A Land Where all the Beauties are Monsters and all the Monsters are Beauties Thursday, August 27, 2009 NEW TIME: 10 pm, $10 Burlesque by the Beach @ Coney Island Sideshow by the Seashore 1208 Surf Avenue Brooklyn , NY 11224 www.coneyisland.com/burlesque.shtml
Starring: Bambi the Mermaid Bunny Love Darlinda Just Darlinda Devilicia Dr. Lucky Little Brooklyn PLUS SPECIAL GUESTS
"Ideal beauty attracts, whereas monster/beauty likely attracts and repulses simultaneously." -- Joanna Frueh
Once upon a time a young girl stumbled upon a fascinating theory: the monster/beauty continuum. She gets swept away by the concept and literally lands in a fantasy land called Phantasmagoria. Phantasmagoria is a land where all of the beauties are monsters and all of the monsters are beauties. She meets Dr. Lucky, the Patron Saint of Glamour, and all of the creatures of Phantasmagoria who each teach the young girl a thing or two about the beauty in monsters and the monstrosity of beauty. Through their lessons, our young girl emerges a woman who realizes that this fantasy land can in fact be a reality.
Come join a star-studded cast as our performers bring to life Dr. Lucky’s essay entitled, "'It is the Ugly that is so Beautiful': Performing the Monster/Beauty Continuum in Neo Burlesque." Starring some of the most compelling monsters/beauties in the new burlesque scene including Bambi the Mermaid, Bunny Love, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Devilicia, Dr. Lucky and Little Brooklyn. New acts, production numbers, sets, scripts… this will be a once-in-a-lifetime event! We are honored for you to join us as we celebrate MONSTER/BEAUTY!!! Come early for the FREE Donna Summer concert at Coney Island at 7:30 pm – we WILL be holding the door until the concert is over! In fact, we very well might BE THERE so LOOK FOR THE MONSTERS/BEAUTIES! http://www.brooklynconcerts.com/9summerb PHANTASMAGORIA: A Land Where all the Beauties are Monsters and all the Monsters are Beauties PHANTASMAGORIA: A Land Where all the Beauties are Monsters and all the Monsters are Beauties Thursday, August 27, 2009 9 pm, $10 Burlesque by the Beach @ Coney Island Sideshow by the Seashore 1208 Surf Avenue Brooklyn , NY 11224
Starring: Bambi the Mermaid Darlinda Just Darlinda Devilicia Dr. Lucky Little Brooklyn PLUS SPECIAL GUESTS
"Ideal beauty attracts, whereas monster/beauty likely attracts and repulses simultaneously." -- Joanna Frueh
Once upon a time an unsuspecting academic researching a vital 21st century cultural phenomenon gets swept away by her studies and literally lands in a fantasy land called Phantasmagoria. In Phantasmagoria, all of the beauties are monsters and all of the monsters are beauties. Though monster/beauty produces conceptual richness, it also creates curatorial nightmares as Dr. Lucky and Darlinda Just Darlinda attempt, in vain, to structure the show. Along the way, they meet some of the most compelling beautiful monsters and monstrous beauties in the new burlesque scene including Bambi the Mermaid, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Devilicia, Dr. Lucky and Little Brooklyn. These monster/beauties teach our unsuspecting academic a few things about theory as they bring to life her essay entitled, "'It is the Ugly that is so Beautiful': Performing the Monster/Beauty Continuum in Neo Burlesque." Come early for the FREE Donna Summer concert at Coney Island at 7:30 pm – we WILL be holding the door until the concert is over! In fact, we very well might BE THERE so LOOK FOR THE MONSTER/BEAUTIES! http://www.brooklynconcerts.com/9summerb Vote for me in the Golden Pastie Awards! I've never won one! I'm looking at Biggest Hair and Biggest Schlep!!If I win Biggest Schlep I'm sharing it with my Schlep Sister Minnie Tonka!! |
I'm headed out of town for two weeks! Yay! This means the Darlinda sightings are minimal in August! So come to the Leo Show on July 30th to see me off to Spain!!
August is all about FUN!! I'll be hosting Kitty Nights on August 2nd, teaching Flirting with Burlesque on August 6th, performing with World Famous *BOB* and Dirty Martini in Hip Hip Hooray a tribute to everything Gay at Coney Island on August 7th and when I return I'm co producing PHANTASMAGORIA with Dr Lucky where the Monsters are Beauties and the Beauties are Monsters!!
Look at the very bottom of this update and you can see some great TIME OUT press and pictures from the FIRE ISLAND DRAG INVASION & THE TORONTO BURLESQUE FESTIVAL! I had a blast and did a lot of tit grabbing in TO, take a look and see!!
Next month watch out for Low Life & Pinkie Special Sightings!!
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THE SHORT LIST
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1.Kitty Nights! Sunday August 2nd @ Bar on A 9pm
2.Teaching Flirting with Burlesque! August 6th @ 440 Studios 7-8pm
3.Hip Hip Hooray a Tribute to Everything Gay! Friday August 7th @ Coney Island Sideshows by the Seashore 10pm
4.PHANTASMAGORIA August 28th @ Coney Island Sideshows by the Seashore 10pm
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THE LONG LIST (links to details!)
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August 2, 2009 9pm at Bar on A
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FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE
August 6th Flirting with Burlesque, at 440 STUDIOS 7-8pm
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DIRTY MARTINI AND WORLD FAMOUS *BOB* PRESENT
HIP HIP HOORAY! A TRIBUTE TO EVERYTHING GAY!
Friday, August 7th, 10pm Coney Island Side Shows by the Seashore 10pm
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DR. LUKKI AND DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA PRESENT
Thursday, August 27, 2009 at 9pm
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PRESS!!
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TIME OUT FEATURED BURLESQUE 101 on their site!
http://newyork.timeout.com/articles/sex-d
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Fun Photo's from July!
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The Fire Island Invasion with Dirty Martini as the Garden, myself as The Sun and Taylor Mac as The CuntTree winning for Best Group as the Garden of Eden! Photo by Ves Pitts
Tanya Cheex(The Artistic Director of the Toronto Burlesque Festival and Me grabbing her tit!)
Bearlinda grabbing a lovely audience member's boob!
Darlinda's Holley Polka Dot Dress along with a grin from Festival Marketplace coordinator Coco La Creme